Wednesday, February 15, 2006

L'Chaim!



Official Canadian Beer Study

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

9 Comments:

At 12:20 AM, Blogger Dovid said...

Very sexist, yet hilarious nonetheless.

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

I though of that point, but hilarity won over sexism, no offense intended to the fairer sex.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

 
At 11:20 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

Great image, vene greater text, thanks for the chuckle!

 
At 8:22 AM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

Hiya prag always good to see you here, catch ya around.
imfullofit, WB and thanx for the comment.
Blog y'all later

 
At 4:45 PM, Blogger Eli Sp. said...

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At 4:46 PM, Blogger Eli Sp. said...

Does this only apply to real beer? or does it apply to bud and coors as well?

 
At 11:16 PM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

Never insult a mans beer.

for that matter, not applicable to "Red Stripe" man :p

 
At 4:20 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

heehee
that's funny

 
At 3:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so what happens when women drink? they turn into men?
i would actually say yes to my inquiry only due to the fact that i've seen one too many girls nock out guys when drunk!

 

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