There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

~ Kin Hubbard