Funny Q's
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 5:27 PM
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if pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?
congress?
LOL :)
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or for swallowing it?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
You can't leave this blog without having laughed!
Thanks for the great lines!
Great lines and I spend less than 1$ on evian water!
first of all, gr8 one renegade.
second, try some of these...
why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
ok stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
enjoy!
i know this was just posted by the english post but it's very fitting for here (plus i like the line a lot!): "If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?"
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?
Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?
How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?
You have a very funny blog!
But tell me, what is a "chasidishe shaigetz?" It sounds like a contradiction (duh).
Thank you LadyL. Your right, the name kinda is a oxymoron, you see I'm not exacly the most chasidish guy, yet I'm definitely NOT a shaigitz, I'm just working my way through life trying to find the right balance.
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