Need haircut!
How can I have forgotten? I noticed it right away as I walked into shul the first day of pesach... I had forgotten to take a haircut! Everyone else were walking around with short short hair, of course they all remembered to take their pre-sefirah haircuts, but me being SO busy (sleeping of exodus) forgot to get it done before the chag and now I cant take a haircut until Lag B'omer (sfirah laws.)
Oh well, Guess I'll just have to pray my hair doesn't grow much until then, otherwise I might end up looking like Tarzan, the most annoying thing by far was/is shabbos and the whole yom tov, you know having to wear a hat, and then when you take it off all the hair that was under the hat is flattened down but all around it is fluffy like, ochhhh I cant stand dorky hair.
Got me in the mood of some hair humor so here is what I got.
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A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." Again the guy leaves.
A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "To your house."
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Haircuts: Men & Women
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men's version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.
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While getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son. Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 10:04 PM
7 comments
7 Comments:
Dude, I believe Chabad minhag in not to cut on lag b'omer either... Cya shvuos :)
It's so funny cause I remember you last year. And your hair was realy long by lag b'omer. you better pray that you don't get a jew froe,
DOVID: Hmmmm, good point, I did hear however that in case of emergency...
RUN2ME: Jewfro, ha! Thanks for reminding of last year, your right my hair was kinda long, cha and I were way busy then shlleping and koshering everything, but truth is I was going for the Moki look :p Oy the memories.
B'H I did not forget to go this year, last year(or was it the year before that?)I did nd boy did I look ridiculous, but somehow I survived!
Great selection as always.
Ridiculous? I think the whole beard thing looks ridiculous if the hair isn't at least equal length! I'm very into the whole bangs covering the bochur's eyes thing.
It just sucks to have the greasy helmet-hair after three days of YT.
And while we're on the topic of three day YT, the mikveh doesn't make up for not showering!!!
PRAG: Lucky man, good thing you remembered this year.
I think they should include it in the pesach guide or better yet put a reminder (in the siddur) right after searching and burning the chametz to get a darn haircut.
NEMO: LOL. I hear ya dude. I especially like the hair covering the eyes idea, think about it no distractions during davening, a sure sign of modesty and guarantees your not going to see what your not meant to see (including the car coming right at you)
sorry to hear about the mikvah deal I stay as far as possible especially on yom tov, reminds me of a pot of chicken soup :p gross!
In general I don't either take showers on yom tov (even though there is nothing really wrong with it) but 3 days yom tov was just to much for me...
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