Reasons to Wear Sunscreen

1.  Some kinds come in a cool spray can thing.

2.  The lotion is fun to smear.

3.  You can write whatever you want on yourself.

4.  You can write whatever you want on someone else.

5.  Your friend has no idea what you wrote on his back.

6.  Whatever you write will remain white (and not get burned).

7.  It protects against cancer.

8.  It prevents the whole tomato-face phase.

9.  You doctor/Mommy/teacher told you to.

10.  You wont be in an insane amount of pain after exposure to the sun for a long period of time.



So why the heck didn't I wear sunscreen today???