Why I was fired
For the last company picnic, management had decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person...
...I was fired for ordering the cups.
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And here are some stuff from earlier on.
The value of a drink.
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 4:59 PM
10 comments
10 Comments:
love the 19th bday story
i hope you get a job and g life too. soon.
Funny pics! Love the "drunken" babies!
CHAYA: Tahnks :) True story.
SHMUCK: OK. (ever hear the joke about this shmuck that was talking to a shaigitz...)
SWEET: Me 2.
MOSHE: Obsessed? Disgrace??? Do yourself a favor and try to stay offline, probably not good for your blood presure. (p.s. So whats your obsession, ,let me guess, you devote your time to learning torah online?)
ye could be a lot more effective if u skipped the sarcasm
keep on drinking...it makes the world a happier place. and i quote "Beer is living proof that God loves s and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin.
SAB: probably right, but it's so much more fun this way.
FAYE: :) (click on the link, there are plenty more good quote including that one if I remember correctly)
MOSHEEMES: A. So spending much of your valuable online Torah time on blogs would be major bittul torah, gosh I'd hate for my blog to be the reason for that...
B. Your job? Is part of your job blogging surfing as well, cuz if it is then where do I sign up? And if it isn't and your stam wasting time "on the job"...
ShigetzSheigetz. Oysh I'm not even going to bother with that.
well said
moshe ms-
what happened to good ol fashioned ahavat yisroel? did u not see that cs said he'd be more than happy to discuss this with you in real life? why are u continuing this here? have u no respect?
u are concerned that ur litvishe chavrusa thinks a certain way of lubavitch, so u are attempting to do what exactly?
why don't you start by changing urself? why don't u become an awesome and inspiring example for the 'typical chabadnikim' out there who need it?
cuz surely this isn't only to impress ur litvishe chavrusa. surely u too are pained by the sorry state of todays chabad 'youth'. so go do something that you think will help. do something useful--not something counteractive.
agav, it looks like u are a bigger talmud chochom than i can ever be, so can you please remind me the halachos of reminding someone of their past 'misdeeds'? and also, remind me what embarrassing someone is compared to, cuz i always forget if its avodah zorah, gilui arayos, or shfichas dam(..?). and wait, while u are at it, i also forget whom it is exactly that loshon hora harms. is it the person saying it, the person about whom it is said, or the person listening? shucks im so bad with these things (i guess i should find myself an online litvishe chavrusa).
i keep readin ur comment over and over again cuz im so in shock that s/o would write 'u write all the typical chabad stuff-gimmel tammuz'. dude, he's not writin it cuz he's chabad so he has to write something. he's writing it cuz its coming from him, cuz that's how he feels, that's how he chose to express himself on that day. and then u have the audacity and foolishness to request that he 'take it down'??
i keep waitin for a huge 'JK' and man it's not coming.
im shakin my head here in wonder.
gd bless ya moshe ms, gd bless ya.
sabra 2 thumbs up
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