Monday, October 15, 2007

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr.Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, a bottle of Glenlivet 18, a bottle of Belvedere Vodka, a package of Rugelach (chocolate), the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Chips and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

5 Comments:

At 4:37 PM, Blogger C said...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww



i think i like the empty post better


my stomach is churning just from reading that.

 
At 11:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats dangerous! Call Dr. Phil for the side effects.

 
At 12:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wonderful, induced peacefulness...

 
At 2:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

 
At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quote of the Day - "The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone."

 

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