In a word mood
Word.
A buncha letters make a word.
Werd. (weird)
I'm feeling all werd.
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911 Operator: 911 emergency, how can I help you?
Ghetto dude: yo! My buddy's down!
911: sir?
Dude: yea, he's got a cap in duh back!
911: sir I cant understand you, calm down please.
Dude: my buddy's been shot!
911: Oh! I'll send send help right away, what's your location sir?
Dude: Cool, we is at sicamoe (sycamore) street!
911: Come again, sir?
Dude: sicamoe! That spelled S E E K... Hold on, check that, maybe its S E A C K A... No no that aint right! Know what, ill drag him to LEE STREET, you pick him up there!
Click.
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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A little vocabulary builder for ya.
Country Technology for Country Folk.
1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.
2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.
4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.
5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gittin the far wood.
6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.
8. HARD DRIVE: Gittin home in the winter time.
9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.
10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.
11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.
12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.
13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchiebag.
15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.
16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.
18 KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.
19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.
20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.
21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine
23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"
24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whutya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 9:03 PM
8 comments
8 Comments:
Racist!!!!
NO I ISNT!!!
LOL:) Duh shizzle is off the hizzle!
that 911 call was outreageous, sure shows how important it is to speka like Mentsh(not ech ech)
I gotta agree with anon.
Zachlab you be a racist.
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TRP: What! and i thought you knew me better then that, holy mosses.
Just to clarify, i am not a racist, i respect African Americans just like any other person/race, if they act like regular society, in a respectable manner and like "mentshen" then i fully respect them, simple as that.
(For example at work i get along great with everyone white or black, and even in this neighborhood where interaction with AAs doesn't really happen, i have no problem helping one out (like helping push his car out of the snow) when i can, or just saying a hi or good day, if they act like decent people, then i have no problem...)
However i do NOT respect those people, white or black, who live like (or worse) then animals, who have no respect for themselves and thus have no respect for others either.
For example, The AAs who stole almost every bike i ever owned as a kid, or the ones who go around breaking car windows at night just for fun, the ones who shoot up the neighborhood, or the ones that sell drugs (to Jewish kids) I'm not even going to start with the ones who murder, but how about the one who walked over to my cousin when she was around 7yrs old and playing in front of her house, and this dude just walked over to her and punched her in the face cuz he felt like it...
FOR THOSE PEOPLE I HAVE NO RESPECT,
THOSE PEOPLE I HATE!
racist? nah, dont think so. just turn on espn and listen to them speak. its pretty much word for word (or should that be werd). oh, and you wondered how vince young got a 7 on his wonderlic test? gee, i wonder. dumbass, open your eyes and live in the innercity before you start making comments.
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