Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Internet Slave



Hooked on Internet? Help Is a Just a Click Away






"Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks"

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. ouch!

"Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation."

8 Comments:

At 7:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny stuff!

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger Eli Sp. said...

are you feeling guilty about spending so much time online?
Exodus will put some life back into you

 
At 5:23 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

As always hilarious, where do you get those lines!

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

SPICY, thanks! :)
Now would that be a spicy with fries or union rings? Oh and not to forget the sauce... bbq, garlic mayo, and wow i finaly figured out how to spell chimichurri! ;)

RUNTO ME, wow sorry for upsetting you but hey if thats what it takes to get you to comment... Not funny, I dont know, cruel, i dont think so, maybe crude but that's a matter of humor and opinion,
Oh and i happend to hear something about you going to israel?! G'luck to ya!

REDPEN, Zachlab; comes to exodus to work and somehow finds himself in front of a computer...
Todays practice was fun (however still far from good) hope it all works out, we need more jews/juice :P
Oh and the hours we are working with dont seem to be giving me added life, vice versa, I'm drained.

SOFULLOFIT, posting at 1am isnt all that bad, and remember online at worktime doesnt count, as long as you arent constantly going into sleep mode and your face doesnt look like a blank screen saver :o

PRAg, Thanx! Umm regarding quotes, some i know and some i find, (click on the lates quotes for a great quote finder or find it in my links)

Blog y'all later.

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Nemo said...

In first encountered Chimchurri in Israel {Burgers Bar}. Try reading it in Hebrew! I'm not sure what is in that horrifying stuff.

 
At 6:14 AM, Blogger the sabra said...

runtome-i agree with you 100%

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

OK OK Forgive me please, i took it down, i did! i did!

SHEEESH!

Just thinking here that if i ever realy wanted to see who was checking out my blog, all i would have to do is post one real offensive post and ide bet'cha that every last person will be posting his criticism/opinion.

Oysh aint that life.

 
At 3:04 AM, Blogger Uncle Sy, said...

Hey, guy, that "get a life" sign is friggin funny!

 

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