There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
"Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday'"
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.