Here’s a list I compiled of some of my favorite Chinese sayings, if you don’t understand them at first then read ‘em again, and if you still don’t get them, well then good for you :p
Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
Man who streaks is unsuited for his work.
Man who places head in sand will get kicked in the end.
Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When man 80 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.
Television never replace old reliable key hole.
Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who sit on tack get point!
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.
Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.
Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
Man who shoot off mouth, expect to lose face.
Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser.
He who have last laugh, not get joke.
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 12:57 AM
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8 Comments:
cs. ha ha iii liiiike :)
"Man who sinks into woman's arms soon will find arms in woman's sink"??? no cmnt ;p
"He who have last laugh, not get joke" if he (or if i'm being PC :) then he/she) wasn't laughing long before reaching that one then.................
It's that Sinking feeling ;) One of my favorites :)
Then...
Dude C'mon, link to a sink? You can do better then that.
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lol
cs. "Dude C'mon, link to a sink? You can do better then that." what sink??
read the def's its sink as in sinking in2 a sinkhole (i was going to say cesspool but then i figured s/o would take it the wrong way ;p )
Its all good: I didn't forget. I must have read through over a hundred of them and yes I did read that one, but as good as it may be there is a reason why I didn't post it... (there are good jokes and then there are clean jokes ;)trust me, there were much better ones then that one.
WIRES: Argh! you expect me to read the whole darn thing every time :p hey I did mention a sinking feeling.
cs. "you expect me to read the whole darn thing every time :p" no but u have scroll quite a ways to get to sink
as to sinkhole or cesspool that was only in response to your comment as anything on the top o'the page would have sufficed.
ps. as to the link #3 ;p
LOL
Im liking this one
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