Humorous Japanese Inventions
Hey, I can use one of those.
Ah, just right. Chopsticks not included.
Subway sleeper #1
For the extremely lazy or overly exhausted
Wha?
Baby mop :o Mothers are going to love this one.
Hehe ;) I'm going to hold myself back, captions are welcome.**********************
Learn Chinese in under 10 minutes
Chinese Phrase Translations
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai
The Chinese Baby Joke
A Chinese couple named Wong have a new baby.
The doctor brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian, white baby boy!
"Congratulations," says the doctor to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says.........."Well, two Wong's don't make a white! So I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 2:32 PM
22 comments
22 Comments:
i have friends who would use shoe umbrellas.
when you pay a lot of money for shoes, you want to protect them from getting ruined!
cs about that pic without captions is that supposed to be a hint of some sort regarding you ;)
(any upcoming life changes we should know about ;p ) sorry but u make it hard to resist
Wires, indeed. He just bought one himself.
Sheigitzle, good post.
LOL You guys are nuts. Wires dont push your luck ;) You first.
cs. you first after all - beauty before age ;)
good shabbos
Thanks for the chuckles.
cs. i revise my caption for the pic “it’s a SUBLIMINAL message to us men”
one chinaman yid waking the other to come daven -
kim shon shim shon , di zin shant shoin.
(say it fast)
Talk about Hungarians and Charedism here:
http://ungaren.blogspot.com
keep it coming. thanx
Tagged!
Oysh Dovid, how do you find the time for this now, I dont know if I'll manage to do the tag before the end of the week as my chavrusah is really demanding alot of studying hours ;P
cs. just what type of studying is he demanding :)
Basically all day :( From 11am till around 7pm with a little lunch break in middle, then we pause for dinner and meet up again to learn until either of us starts acting kookoo.
Last night took the cake when he called me at 2am to find out if I was in the mood of learning then =:o
HELP! ;)
Dude, what's 2 when you're bed-time is 5?
cs. i was thinkin more along the lines of his tag ;)
Hmm good point dovid, but still, you did call me at two in the morning TO LEARN SMICHA!
Btw, kinda interesting that last night I actually went to sleep early (3:30am) just so that we can have a great day of learning today... and look what happened... darn blog of yours :p
WIRES: Yo no comprende, sorry but I'm not getting it. Stil interesting linkage ;) I learn new things every day.
I don't get it either. Wires, what do you mean?
cs. learn research study bout others -heroes- but ur right the connection is kind of tenuous flimsy weak etc. (help i cant seem to find the right word)
(o'course in middle of work u can find all sorts of connections regardless of how vague they are blah blah blah abee nisht tzu arbeten)
or should the previous comment had this link ;p
you know when i got the e-mail i thought it would be something to go up on your page. very funny!
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