Women Drivers =:o
Chasidishe Shaigitz said...
G: Ha! Dude, remember that car accident on your driveway (and house ;) Crazy women driver!
The G said...
It wasn't the driveway, it was the lawn.
I sent you a coupla pics.
front 
Rear 
Caption anyone?
Thanks G.
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 3:50 AM
18 comments
18 Comments:
crikey.
should i be offended? as a woman? and a driver? (although i don't drive like a 'woman driver')
Nah I don’t mean to offend anyone, most women drive fine, parallel parking on however is a whole different story…
wow...i'm trying to figure out how tat was done...
Wow, how did the car end up on the driveway like that. Seems that the car spinned around before crashing.
Nobody was able to figure out how she got in there like that.
btw, she was reversing when this happened.
No, she wasn't reversing, she was stoped at a red light with her car in reverse!
tag - you're it
G: You mean she WAS reversing.
After stopping at a red light 25 feet away from G's house for some reason she put the car in reverse and forgot to switch back to drive by the time the light turned green, then she must have slammed down on the gas only to fly backwards, hmm guess she forgot about the break, or maybe she was just too freaked out, especially with a baby in the car!
M00KIE: Shucks I was hoping that if I was quiet enough nobody would notice me ;) I'll see what I can come up with now.
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on the shoulder. This evidently pissed the driver off enough that he hung out his window and flipped the woman off. "Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic and here's why.
I drive 38 miles each way, every day, to work. That's 76 miles, of these, 16 each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. So, if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31, 424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper-to-bumper. I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36, 000 cars I pass every day. Statistically half of these are driven by females, that's 18, 000. In any given group of females, 1 in 28 are having the worst day of their period. That is 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding, that's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And, 34% describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and the number is increasing.
That means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period, and is armed.
No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off.
HA!
Click HERE for a entertaining parking game, for those who are bored enough (or really need practice parking) my last score was 311 points after a few embarrassing crashes, tell me what you score.
um,I cant believe i actually played that game.
How humiliating. I shut it off after 2 seconds of major bumping collisions.
hey,fingers are not feet.
OK, I sucked. In the beginning. Just got 324!!!!!! AND I DONT EVEN DRIVE (yet)!!!
Well, after trying a couple of times I got a score of 118. I guess that is no good. Will keep on trying though. Driving was much easier...
Well, it's 20 min later and my score is at 310. Better go to sleep now...
she beeped and she beeped, but the tree wouldn't move out of the way....
(there by the grace of G-d go I)
i made my mom play, she got 92. i told her that she can now take me driving again ;)
ANON: LOL it takes some getting used too.
CHAYA: Way to go, keep practicing, but I can’t guarantee it will help out your driving much, sorry ;)
My latest high score is now 380, and I hate computer games :o
HEIMISH: If at first you don’t succeed, give it 20 minutes and then go to sleep.
KASAMBA: You’re the best!
CHAYA: LOL Perhaps you could teach her how to drive now :p Good luck.
I ADMIT TO BEING A CRAZY GIRL DRIVER. Yup. Ive done it all. Put on mascara in the car...texted...pain my nails...tweeze...even occasionaly tetris. listen..sometimes you just gotta!
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