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SYNAGOGUE BULLETIN BLOOPERS

These announcements were found in synagogue newsletters and bulletins. Even spell check wouldn't have helped.

Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.

Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of
Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.

Thursday at, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.
All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi in his
private study.

The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.

A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community
center. Music will follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC. Please use the large
double door at the side entrance.

Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.

Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah.
Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are
preparing for the girth of their first child.

We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new
carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the
carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!

The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising
campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."

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At Sunday Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question period.
"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."
"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.
"Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?"
"Right."
"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?"
"Err--right."
"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"
"Again you're right."
"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?"
"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your question?"
"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin"?