Thursday, November 30, 2006

Q. What does the dentist of the year get?
A. A little plaque ;)

Ever notice how dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer when working on you, it’s like you can be sitting there with your mouth super numb and loaded with dental equipment and only then will the dentist ask “So, what are up to these days?”

It’s even harder when you’re swapping humor with the doc and you have to hold back from laughing unless you want a pierced tongue. Yeah my dentist is cool, not that I particularly enjoy dentists but hey, “Ignore your teeth and they’ll go away” right, plus just the though of a Root-Canal freaks me out =:o

Here’s a good one I heard today, one of my dentists patient’s once asked him “Hey Doc, do I have to make sure to brush and use dental floss on ALL my teeth?” to which he replied “Nah, not all of them, only the ones you plan on keeping"

Oh and one I heard from my 7 Y/O brother, which is probably only funny when said by a 7 year old
Q. At what time do you go to the dentist?
A. Tooth hurty!

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist: Well I can extract it very slowly if you like.

Oh and not to forget this classic

One day, a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. “Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.
“That’s a ridiculous amount, ” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well, ” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60. But I got to warn you, its going to hurt!”
“Oh please, pain is nothing, but that’s still too expensive, ” the man says.
“Okay, ” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20.”
“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”
“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it as well instead of me, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10.”
“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

Or along the same lines

The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry.
"No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Cohen turned to his wife Becky. "Show him, honey."

May your worries be like grandmas teeth, few and far apart!


At 6:40 PM, Blogger mendy said...

Q: What's the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee fan?
A: One yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks.

At 7:52 PM, Blogger the sabra said...

...and your life like toilet paper-long and useful..

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oh 'member the kid who bit the dentist so so hard and then ran away... wasnt that funny....

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