Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).

A husband expects his wife to be perfect... and to understand why he's not.

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." The friend asked, "And what was he before you married him?" The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married... and then it was too late.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way.

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.