• Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
• All I need is some peace and quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet!
• All stressed out and no one to choke.
• Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
• Everyone makes mistakes, that why pencil have erasers.
• Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• Hire teenagers while they still know everything!
• Honesty pays, but not enough.
• I'll do anything for money, except work.
• If all else fails.. lower your standards.
• If at first you do NOT succeed...
A. Try not to look astonished.
B. Aim lower.
C. Destroy all evidence that you tried.
D. Then skydiving is not for you.
• My job is secure. No one else wants it!
• Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch!
• It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!
• Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• When all else fails, manipulate the data!
• Where there's a whip, there's a way.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Happiness is good health and a bad memory :)
Shabbat Shalom, a joyous shabbos to you all.
CS.
posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 4:48 AM
13 comments
13 Comments:
Good lines, I only object to number three, if you look carefully there's always someone.
As a matter of fact even when you're not stressed out there's always someone you want to choke.
nice....can i steal the last line please?
Have a relaxing Shabbos
lol... v. wise :)
"Some people are like Slinkies, They don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down stairs"
Nice one CS...I like
Some people have all the commitment of a kamikaze pilot on his tenth mission.
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise (Albert Einstein)
Utility is when you have one telephone,
luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none.
PRAG: Your so right ;)
CHAYA: No prob.
SARAH: TY.
G: I just had to post that slinkie line, thanks for sending it to me, see I even put it under your name ;)
I like the rest as well, good stuff.
no prob. But hey, you got me to start comenting again.
And blogging I see! Woohooo! WB
LOL over the slinkie line!
ha!!
I think it should be 'If at first you do NOT succeed'....
Oops! your right ; big mistook.
i think it should be HUGE mistook. (and oops is spelled with two r's, not just three)
"Hire teenagers while they still know everything!"
i think im gonna take offense at that!
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