A Hassidic Jew in a big shtreimel (traditional fur hat) is stopped at customs by an agent at JFK airport and asked: "Taliban?"
"No!" the man replies immediately. "Teitelbaum."
In Philadelphia the following sign was in the window of a business:
"We would rather do business with 1000 terrorists than with a single Jew."
Ordinarily this might be cause to get the anti-Hate groups involved but perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors, Goldstein's Funeral Home, simply make their statement.
Shavuah tov,
CS.
16 Comments:
death to the terrorists
cute
That's really funny, I'm loving it!
i was wondering where that last one was going..had me worried for a sec
hehe.
US tourists, a man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman."
After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale."
The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?"
The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home."
OMG I loved this!!!!
LOL that's funny.
nice-sweet
THE CARTOON IS HYSTERICAL
Gut vuch c"s. Keep bringing smiles to blogworld.
very funny. me like the joke! sh'koach on a blog well done. when do you get paying sponsors?
Spicy! How ya doing ;) (mazal tov for your sis) rememer, this blog is all your fault.
lol on the sponsors, I wish.
Ha ha, I didn't see that one coming!
Shkoyach
The first one isn't funny it's true. Can anyone tell me where half of Satmar is when it comes to spitting out these NK goons? Only half signed a Kol Koreh against them the other half is supporting them.............
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