Tuesday, December 26, 2006

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America.

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .

19 Comments:

At 5:36 PM, Blogger Faye Spalter said...

thats sad...ouch.

 
At 8:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

b'chlal lo matzchik

 
At 12:33 AM, Blogger C said...

its been i while since i laghed so hard. That's right, i chuckled out loud, even though im alone in my room...gotta go show my mom (she tried taking me driving yesterday, only to make me stop and get out after i tried pulling out into traffic :D)

 
At 4:41 AM, Blogger smb said...

lol

 
At 5:34 AM, Blogger Pragmatician said...

It's a(was) good idea.
Now a license and it'll work just fine.

 
At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that picture is actually in italy
gives you an idea why they stick to mopeds

 
At 1:40 PM, Blogger anonym00kie said...

i just lolled at work!
i have to step checking your blog while im here, youre too funny :)

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger Jo said...

LOL. Nice American cars I see. I'm trying to figure out the picture, it's obviously not a road or a junk yard. Although women are multi-talented, that parking would take skill. I get the "female driver" label when I'm only going 5-10 over the speed limit, funny how that works.

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger The G said...

Hey, thats my car!

 
At 4:06 PM, Blogger The G said...

btw rebbetzin, prob either an earthquake or collapsed building.

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

SUPERS: Sad, but kinda true, always entertaining to watch women try to park :p

LOMAMIN: C'mon you cant see that happening?

CHAYA: LOL! Poor mom ;) reminds me of when I went to take my road test for my drivers licence, there was a Chinese woman a few cars ahead of me in line and when it was her turn to get tested the tester guy got inside the car and told her to pull out onto the road to begin which she did but obviously without checking any of her mirrors cuz she almost got rammed by a massive truck, I'm pretty sure she failed the test especially after the tester jumped right out of the car (for his life) screaming at her at the top of his lungs for almost killing him.

LVNSM27: Hi :)

PRAG: You sure about that?

ANON: How do you know that? I know what you mean about those mopeds, I've been to Italy 3 times and I love that place, those mopeds are fun as well.

M00KIE: LOL ;)

REBBETZIN: Here is a joke just for you.

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour.
He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” The officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly — twenty-two miles an hour” the old woman said proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22? was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

“But before I let you go, Ma’am”, the officer says, “I have to ask…Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.”

“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.” ;)

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger Chasidishe Shaigitz said...

G: Ha! Dude, remember that car accident on your driveway (and house ;) Crazy women driver!


A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a pair of socks!"

 
At 4:39 PM, Blogger Sara with NO H said...

:))!!!

 
At 4:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."


Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought,
"Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'

 
At 9:34 PM, Blogger beautiful-stranger said...

LOL!
hey, were not that bad!;)

 
At 1:19 AM, Blogger C said...

Just to get u up to date (with parking): The best parallel-parker I have been in a car with was a female.

great stories ;)

About RT 22-i made that mistake once myself ;) Good thing I wasn't the driver :D

 
At 3:11 AM, Blogger The G said...

It wasn't the driveway, it was the lawn.

I sent you a coupla pics.

 
At 12:02 PM, Blogger Dovid said...

Dude, your drivers-test story is the best! I am laughing so hard!

 
At 4:49 AM, Blogger kasamba said...

I don't even want to show this to Mr kasamba...

 

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