Ever have your ENTIRE life flash right before your eyes?
My bro whom was home this shabbos from day camp had me cracking up when he shared this story with me…

BasicAlly he was driving with some guys after a rain storm, as they were rounding a curve on the highway their car fishtailed into the other lane right in front of a oncoming truck, B”h the driver was able to straighten out and avoid a collision, however the car kept on swerving and ended up crossing the yellow dotted line passed the incoming traffic and onto the grass on the other side of the highway in one of those “life flashing before your eyes” kinda spin.

Anyhoo as the car finally came to a stop (narrowly missing some trees on the side of the road) all the guys are just sitting there with their mouths hanging open in shocked silence, at that point my brother breaks the tense silence and exclaims “ohhhhhhhh, so that’s where I put the remote!

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Bad news: I lost weight! What am I going to do?! I recently stepped on a scale at a friends house and to my horror realized that since the beginning of the summer I had lost almost 5 pounds!

This is so unfair! I mean why is it that they have so many weight-loss programs out there, but no one ever thought of putting out a weight-gain program!

Oh yeah and I know what you’re all thinking, I've heard it before, yes that one weight-gain program called “marriage” … Thing is I hear it only comes with a lifetimes subscription and once you sign up for it there is no backing out, plus I hear you have to read the fine print very well ‘cuz then you notice that it’s not just a simple one step program :p



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Me thinks: "It’s aint a good thing to (always) try to be somebody else, ‘cuz someday you just might have to be yourself and you wont know how."