OK. This next post is about something that has been driving me crazy since I started blogging, the blog "Spell checker"! Its driving me nuts and here is the reason why…

Its not that my spelling is bad, butt just two bee shore that I don’t half any unintentional miss takes after eye finish righting up any post, I run it threw spell check ass a precaution, and the funny sing is that nod only doze it fix my mistakes, it changes it in two a hole new word!!!

Get the point right? Truth is I cant really blame spell checker, it really is brainless (blameless) after all there are so many words in the English language that not only sound alike, sometimes they are even spelled alike and they have a different meaning! Of course it will mix them up here and there.

Here are some words that I though of that either sound or look alike.

HERE, such a simple word but if you spell it wrong you might come up with HAIR, HARE, HEAR, and maybe even HEIR.

How about this one, I DARE you to DERE THE DEAR DEER! Ok I’ll admit DERE I actually got out of the dictionary, but hey it is a word meaning to harm.

Here is another one I thought of, “I went to SEE the SEA, and saw a SAIL-boat for SALE”. Oh and then “it started SINKING as I stood there THINKING, with a SINKING feeling” Go figure.

What’s so FAST about a FAST day? Those are the longest days for me.

Is there a reason why we PET a PET?

If a frankfurter is called a FRANK then to be FRANK I wonder where the name FRANK comes from.

Why is it that when reading a book, you turn the PAGE, and yet if someone has a beeper or if you want to call him through a P A system, you PAGE him? And I Just found out that PHAGE is a virus!

Quick words. HOUR-OUR, ONE-WON, TWO-TOO-TO, FOUR-FOR, EIGHT-ATE, LIGHT-LITE.

How many RINGS are there? A gang is a RING, you have a wedding RING, the phone can RING. For some reason they call it a boxing RING even though it’s square, and yet by skating when its more circular they call it a RINK!

OY there really is so much more, but I think I proved my point for now, besides if I go on it will begin to sound STEW-PIT and you’d think I’m an “as whole” (kosher spell check curse)

What is by far the most amazing thing is that every time I run spell check on my blog it tells me that BLOG or BLOGGER is misspelled or that there is no such word! (Try bloc or blocker) It’s a freaking blog spell checker for G-ds sake, why would it ask me if I want to replace blogging with flogging? you would think they programmed it to recognize words such as blog or blogger!!!

BYE-BUY-BY for now.