Here is a list I put together of some of my favorite blogger definitions. Some I found, and yes, some I made up, for instance I found this article to be very BLOGWORTHY and it was rather easy finding stuff being that this is so BLOGABLE, oh whatever, hope y’all like it. If you have any other words which you think might fit well into this list then comment!

BLOGGERS DICTIONARY.

BLOG:
1. Short for WEBLOG: A meaningless and uninteresting online diary that gives the author the illusion that people are interested in their stupid, pathetic life, and actually might even care about them.
2. A common typo for the word bog or blob.
3. An unforgivably ugly sounding word.
4. A collection of writings which usually lives up to the sound.

SEE ALSO

BLAWG: A web log written by lawyers and/or concerned primarily with legal affairs.

BLEG: To use one's blog to beg for assistance (usually for information, occasionally for money). One who does so is a 'blegger'.

Summary of blog: Usually very much like a personal book or a diary, however unlike blogs, diaries require no electricity to operate. They also have a greater likelihood of being read, especially by younger siblings.

BLOGGER:
1. A diarist in search of an audience.
2. A patient in search of a therapist but unable to pay by the hour.
3. Someone with way to much time on their hands

BLOGOSPHERE:
1. A universe inhabited by the blogospherical.
2. A recently located location in the Wide Webbed World, visited mainly by bloggers and such species.

WARNING: There have been some reported cases of people getting stuck or disappearing in the blogosphere for days and sometimes even for weeks, months, or years! And in some severe cases even causing them to vanish completely, never to be seen again!!!

BLOGOGLER: People who read blogs but refuse to start one themselves. Those fringe readers who lurk, post comments that clearly indicate that they have something to say, but refuse to come into the light.

SEE ALSO

BLURKER:
1. One who reads many blogs but leaves no evidence of themselves such as comments behind; a silent observer of blogs.
2. One who reads many blogs but has no blog of their own; a blog-watcher or blog voyeur aka “BLOGLER”

BLOGTASTIC: a fantastic blog. OR,
BLOGERIFIC: A terrific blog.

BLOGATHY: A form of apathy, when you just don't give a damn about posting in your blog that day.

BLOGIARISM: The act of copying a article from another blog, without receiving consent and/or failing to give credit to the author.

BLOGGEREL: Variant of "doggerel." Opinion put forward on a blog that has previously been repeated over and over and over again until it makes people sick.

BLOGROACH: A reader who infests the comment section of a blog, disagreeing with everything posted in the most obnoxious manner possible.

BLOGROLL: A collection of links to other blogs or blog buddies that are found on most blogs, and like a drum-roll, the longer it goes, the more annoying it is.

BLOGOLOGY: The science of blogging.

BLOGFATHER: An owner of a blogging website. Not to be confused with
BLOGGURU: Someone who is looked up to by fellow bloggers, and normally knows almost anything there is to know about blogging.

Lets not forget the blog sicknesses.

BLOGORRHEA: An unusually high volume output of articles on a blog.

BLOGSTIPATION: To be unable to think of anything to blog about, i.e. writers' block for bloggers.

BLOGNESIA: Forgetting what you had in mind to blog about.

BLOGATITIS: A mysterious blog disease, leading to the absence of a blogger for weeks and consequently a long period of no blog updates.

BLOGAPHOBIA: Someone who refuses to converse about blogs or blogging (blog shy) or a paranoid blogger obsessed with what people think about his blogging aka BLAGANOID.

Note: if you are reading this which means that you actually took the time off to read all this garbage, then you just might be a BLOGAHOLIC! Seek help immediately by signing up with Bloggers anonymous, a place where you can meet other bloggers and talk about… blogging.