NOT About S***!

Post revised for sensitive readers :p

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then, try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party."

Long story short.

After talking with some random people outside of a gathering, we came to the conclusion that...

Life is full of doo-doo, in fact most peoples life will be stricken with fecal matter at some time or another, and all people have to deal with muck, and so although you might be dealing with a poopy situation right now and all seems like cow dung, you should know that bm happens to everyone, no you aren’t that special that manure presented itself to you at this present day, cuz hey "bowel movement happens"!

And now that we know that doggy-do is actually quite common we moved on to the next part of our conversation, what to do with all that excrement???

The problem is that a lot of people when hit with kak, tend to wallow and lie in their droppings, and as if that wasn’t the worst of it, they even have the chutzpah to fling their excretion around and attempt to share their excretory product with others, which is totally not cool, I mean hey as I said before sometimes life can be kind of crappy, but please don’t drag me into your excreta, for G-d’s sake I have enough of my own!

OK, so now that we all know that ordure happens to everyone, and even more then that we also know that nobody likes fecalith, then how about trying to deal with it...

Option A. Q. What does a pig do with pig-dung? A. A pig lies in his stool, rolls in muck and doesn’t try to do anything about the waste cuz the pig is so surrounded and overtaken by all the dreck that it cares not to do anything about it and it actually has become part of its drecky lifestyle.

Option B. Q. What does a farmer do with excrement? A. A farmer will utilizes his manure and plant with this crap and grow a field from it! So while a farmer knows that he has to deal with crud just like the pig does, he instead decided that instead of just lying in it and rolling around in it until he totally stinks like doo-doo like the pig does, he instead decides to actually make something out of it, to grow from it, to gain from it, and to use it for the positive.

Bottom line: Life is full of crap, yet it all depends on what you do with this chara, you can either chose to be like a pig, to accept your turds at face value and roll around in it untill you stink like it, or be like the farmer...

Do I need to explain?


Sorry about the sober post, but I’m kinda tipsy right now, and so all my dear readers please, forgive me if you don’t understand this (although it makes perfect sense to me right now. Hmmm, maybe when I’m sober…)

G’morning, G’night, and good afternoon.

"Almost everything in life is easier to get into then out of"

Oh yah, also terrible sorry about using the word chara, hope I didnt offent anyone... ok so I dont realy care but still I'm apologizing, and only G-d knows why.

I say "When life gives you fecies, grow a rosebush"