A Few of My Favorite Things
(Sung to the tune of "These are a few of my favorite things")
Cleaning and cooking and so many dishes
Out with the hametz, no pasta, no knishes
Fish that's gefillted, horseradish that stings
These are a few of our passover things.
Matzoh and karpas and chopped up haroset
Shankbones and kiddish and yiddish neuroses
Tante who kvetches and uncle who sings
These are a few of our Passover things.
Motzi and maror and trouble with Pharoahs
Famines and locusts and slaves with wheelbarrows
Matzah balls floating and eggshell that cling
These are a few of our Passover things.
When the plagues strike
When the lice bite
When we're feeling sad
We simply remember our Passover things
And then we don't feel so bad.
Q:What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist!
:) Am I the only one smiling at that joke?
A Gut Moed,
CS.
P.S. Dont forget to count the Omer.
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posted by Chasidishe Shaigitz @ 10:11 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
Wow.. looks who's up early!!
Did you write that song? I like it.
The cartoons are great!!!!
lol
Nopes didn't write it, just liked it. I must have sang it 10 times already. Me thinking it should be one of the official pesach seder songs...
Q:What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist!
;) iiii liiiike iiii liiiike
hehe...that would def make the seder a bit more interesting... keep some of us awake...
omg that really reminded me to count the omer. thanks!
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