Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch...

I one heard this one "true love isn’t when two people alike get together, rather its when two opposite people learn to live with each other" now I don’t know about that, personally I’d rather marry someone who is very much like me.

Shadchan= someone who gets paid to be a yente!

A shaddchan corners a yeshiva bochur and says, "Do I have a girl for you!".

"Not interested", replies the bochur.

"But she's beautiful!” says the shaddchan

"Yeah?" says the bochur.

"Yes. And she's very rich too."

"Really?"

"And she has great yichus (ancestry)! From a very fine family."

"Sounds great." says the bochur. "But why would a girl like that want to marry me? She'd have to be crazy."

Replies the shaddchan "Well, you can't have everything!"

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Jewish Princess, 28, seeks successful businessman of any major Jewish denomination: hundreds, fifties, twenties. POB 27.

Single, attractive, successful, self-absorbed woman, 34, seeks to save money by spending yours. POB 29.

Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 43.

Israeli woman, 28, works behind falafel counter in pizza shop, looking for Jewish man with sense of humus. POB 789.

Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB 74.

Are you the girl I spoke with at the kiddush after shul last week? You excused yourself to get more horseradish for your gefilte fish, but you never returned. How can I contact you again? (I was the one with the cholent stain on my tie). POB 766.

Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for born American woman who good speaks English. POB 99

Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will employ me. POB 53.

Mother’s love
Benny is almost 32 years old. All his friends are now married but Benny just dates and dates. Finally his friend asks him, "What's the matter, Benny? Are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you really that fussy? Surely you can find someone who suits you?"
"No I just can’t," Benny replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggests, "why don't you find a girl who's just like your mother?"
Many weeks go by and again Benny and his friend get together.
"So, have you found the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?"
Benny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes, I found one just like mum. Mum loved her right from the start and they have become good friends."
"So, do I owe you a Mazel Tov? Are you and this girl engaged yet?"
"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"

In conclusion, my idea for all single folks is that all people who are interested in getting married should be able to walk down the street with copies of their shiddach resumes in their pockets and whenever they pass someone who they are attracted too, they should be able to walk up and introduce themselves, pass over a résumé and see what happens, and no it has nothing to do with JUST physical attraction!

Sorry, the though of "blind dating" just freaks me out, also think about it, when people ask you about others for shidduchim how truthfull are you, I just think when you see a person on the street... You know?